The cab driver is very excited and says

A cab driver picks up a young and fairly good-looking Nun. She gets
into the cab, and the driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why
he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want
to offend you.

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. I work in the
disadvantaged neighborhoods and when you have been a Nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, perhaps we can do something about that. But #1, you have to be single, and #2 you must be a Catholic.

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
too !!" The Nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a long hot passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

My dear child," said the Nun, "Why are you crying?" Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess. I'm married and I'm a Baptist.
The Nun says, "That's OK, I'm on my way to a Halloween party, and my
name is Kevin."